The Most Scientifically Advanced in Hippy Haven
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 4,705th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State | “Eureka!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 3. |  The People's Confederacy of Vajji | Democratic Socialists | “Unity is the Strength of Society” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 5. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Can You Pass The Acid Test?” | |
| 6. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Democratic Socialists | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 8. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A High And Beautiful Wave” | |
| 9. |  The Mother Trucker of San Cannabis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eyes and ears open, black stacks smokin' since 2003” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN36 | Moralistic Democracy | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” |
