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The Highest Economic Output in Forest

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive	Anarchy	“AI See You”
2.	The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“What have we learned?”
3.	The Kingdom of Bacopa	Authoritarian Democracy	“Bacopa forever”
4.	The Hotdog-craving birb of Seagull	Corporate Police State	“Ack? Ack!”
5.	The Collection of Ironic Remarks	Left-Leaning College State	“Unzutreffendes bitte streichen!”
6.	The Bolbonopolitan Land of Bilsa	Father Knows Best State	“Pray The Goddess”
7.	The Federal Republic of Aznazia	New York Times Democracy	“Walk like an angel, but strike like a demon”
8.	The Abominable Treekillers of Republic of Ravens	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Fair is foul and foul is fair”
9.	The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“The lands beyond hol- Jim! Put down the Arc Reactor!”
10.	The Incorporated States of Terrabod	Iron Fist Socialists	“PLEASE • STAND • BY”

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