The Most Primitive in Flanelistan
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Flanelistan is ranked 25,387th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mitologia of Evangelistao | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A esquerda apodrece onde bota a mão” | |
| 2. |  The Deminister of Plenty ☭💀🚩 of Brazue1a | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Conceito de democracia é relativo” | |
| 3. |  The Overflowing Democracy of La Brazuela | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Conceito de democracia é relativo” | |
| 4. |  The Founder of Flanelas | Moralistic Democracy | “The Industrial revolution and its consequences have bee” | |
| 5. |  The No Man's Land of Doze Macacos | Psychotic Dictatorship | “With you I will shatter nations and destroy kingdoms” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Vogapolis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to Emperor” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Brazuelistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Estado, Impostos e Amor” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Gouvola | Moralistic Democracy | “Nunca Cair,Progresso,Ordem” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Ibiguaco | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Viva a cultura, a soberania, e a nação!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of United Provinces of Guaraba | New York Times Democracy | “Order, God and equity” |
