The Most Primitive in First World Order
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, First World Order is ranked 24,540th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Ocean Master | Left-wing Utopia | “Ruler of Atlantis” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Vucuiga | New York Times Democracy | “Unidad, Justicia, Independencia” | |
| 3. |  The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU | Authoritarian Democracy | “what” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of Toyama | New York Times Democracy | “Blake eleison!” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of Cormoe in FWO | Capitalist Paradise | “The First World Order, shall be protected” | |
| 6. |  The Anarchy of Aveha | Anarchy | “Oh no” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Yuspuize | Capitalist Paradise | “Libertad, Respeto y Valentía” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Western Hjomlut | Anarchy | “Sol Magnitudinis Illustra Nos” | |
| 9. |  The Lavender Flowers of Tokumei | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Life is your canvas and you decide what to paint on it.” | |
| 10. |  The Card Collector of Avharo | Capitalist Paradise | “Together we shall dominate” |
