The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederated Districts of Treir | Corporate Bordello | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” | |
| 2. |  The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sleep is for the weak” | |
| 3. |  The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria | Capitalist Paradise | “If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.” | |
| 4. |  The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.” | |
| 5. |  The Sopo Sloth Republic of Ambrella | Capitalizt | “Live for Profit, Die for Profit” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Polling Booths | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Polls!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Lethadone Clinic of Drecq | Left-Leaning College State | “Nihil Sine Justitia” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of Zabrus | Capitalist Paradise | “Sword or pen, we conquer all” | |
| 9. |  The Occupied States of Naulington | Capitalizt | “Standen strawng” | |
| 10. |  The Awkward Adages of Geektopia | Moralistic Democracy | “Humannknd is in danger we should BRAWL” |
