The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europeia is ranked 13,454th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1,271. |  The Federal Republic of Ecrye | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ultio Vocat Fortis” | |
| 1,272. |  The Republic of Darenraman Nasan | Democratic Socialists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 1,273. |  The Big Family of Vlazinova | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Everyone is relative” | |
| 1,274. |  The Supreme Empire of Woodleland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Nobility is being superior to one's former self” | |
| 1,275. |  The Citizen's Republic of New Islington | Democratic Socialists | “Mottos are Stupid” | |
| 1,276. |  The Greater Hegemony Republic of Bursken | Left-wing Utopia | “Unstoppable progress is UNSTOPPABLE!” | |
| 1,277. |  The Social Republic of Unisteia | New York Times Democracy | “A beacon for the future.” | |
| 1,278. |  The Kingdom of Emalania | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In turbine enim pertendit” | |
| 1,279. |  The Kingdom of Horsweden | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pony should always Pony Pony” | |
| 1,280. |  The Democratic Kingdom of Trackeendy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Whatever's done in the shadows will soon come to light” |
