The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos	Moralistic Democracy	“Eschew Obfuscation”
2.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.	The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin	Civil Rights Lovefest	“My bill is pointy.”
4.	The Importance of Being Earnest	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.”
5.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Authoritarian Democracy	“No it is not”
6.	The Kingdom of Minote	Democratic Socialists	“Balance...”
7.	The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“25000000BC or Bust!”
8.	The Confederacy of The Goggles	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Deo Vindice”
9.	The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option	Corporate Police State	“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
10.	The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Dico, Dico, Dico”