The Most Stationary in Devide by Zero
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Bureau of We Are Not the TTB | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Alcohol and Tobacco T... We're not the ATTTB? Y?” | |
| 2. |  The Fash Bashing Mercenary of We Are Not The KGB | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Loyalty to the party - Loyalty to motherland” | |
| 3. |  The Ebola Ridden Center of We Are Not The CDC | Democratic Socialists | “WEAR YOUR GOSHDARN MASK!!!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of We Are Not the NIPRCC | Right-wing Utopia | “We be here to steal yer booty.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 29 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 35 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
