The Safest in Canada
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Canada is ranked 10,928th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Desert People of Mirahge | Democratic Socialists | “It's not enough that I succeed; Others should fail” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Loehmakistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Warmest Greetings” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Vancili | Democratic Socialists | “Strive to success” | |
| 4. |  The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER | Democratic Socialists | “Resistance is futile.” | |
| 5. |  The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners | Democratic Socialists | “All Your Base Are Belong To Us!” | |
| 6. |  The Simian Society of IKEA Monkey | Left-wing Utopia | “Bananas Are Good” | |
| 7. |  The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay | Anarchy | “You gotta fight for your right to ParrrrTay!” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers | Father Knows Best State | “The Truth Is Out There...” | |
| 9. |  The Parliamentary Republic of British Canuckistan | Democratic Socialists | “A great place for architects and dilettantes.” | |
| 10. |  The Pubs of Parkplace | Left-Leaning College State | “The hills of ParrrrTay are staggering!” |
