The Most Influential in Antarctic Oasis
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine | Left-Leaning College State | “WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?” | |
| 2. |  The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 3. |  The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Make it so.” | |
| 4. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 5. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of WA Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For Justice and Tacos” | |
| 7. |  The Star Empire of Ainocra | Father Knows Best State | “Through victory, my chains are broken.” | |
| 8. |  The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sing to the Motherland” | |
| 9. |  The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of Cottia | Corporate Bordello | “:)” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Communist Taxachusetts | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Non serviemus, caniculae!” |
