The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Watchtower
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 18,967th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Delicate Sound of Thunder of The Gates of Delirium | Father Knows Best State | “Our Gods Awake in Thunderous Roars” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Run Rabbits Run | Democratic Socialists | “I'm late, I'm late!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of A Fibula | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best lack all conviction” | |
| 4. |  The Beautiful Lights of Asian Sky | Democratic Socialists | “Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way” | |
| 5. |  The Silent Sands of Moorglade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “They move fast, they tell me” | |
| 6. |  The Disputed Territories of Coney Colony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I'm late, I'm late!” | |
| 7. |  The Early Morning Philosophy of Penumber | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I need to pee” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Turdlederp | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Coming and Going of All The Women | Tyranny by Majority | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 10. |  The Growl of A Wildcat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world” |
