The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,531st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 2. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Capitalist Paradise | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 3. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 5. |  The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 7. |  The Progressive Union of Seeker Alpha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!” | |
| 8. |  The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Richard I | Father Knows Best State | “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine®!” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Guastan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God is Gua” |
