The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,544th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
2. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Capitalist Paradise | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
3. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
4. | The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
5. | The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck” | |
6. | The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
7. | The Progressive Union of Seeker Alpha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!” | |
8. | The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” | |
9. | The Holy Empire of Richard I | Father Knows Best State | “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine®!” | |
10. | The Empire of Guastan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God is Gua” |