The Safest in Albion
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Albion is ranked 15,233rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Hideaway | New York Times Democracy | “Not in the face!” | |
| 2. |  The Duchy of Grand Enwik | Corporate Police State | “Rule Gloriana” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Culdi | Capitalist Paradise | “In Ministerium Dei et Regis” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Memories of Brightwall | Tyranny by Majority | “We remember” | |
| 5. |  The Arling of Calabek | New York Times Democracy | “Be Always Vigilant” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Den Brity | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Prince Dodongo | Anarchy | “It's Dangerous To Go Alone” | |
| 8. |  The Borough of Battersea | Moralistic Democracy | “Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Rinne | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dirty Majesty” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Gerskidus | Father Knows Best State | “We were, we are, we will be.” |
