The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18,111. |  The Kingdom of Womble 9343 | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 18,112. |  The Kingdom of Womble 9509 | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 18,113. |  The Kingdom of Womble 9599 | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 18,114. |  The Kingdom of Womble 9831 | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 18,115. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10146 | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 18,116. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10214 | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 18,117. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10248 | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 18,118. |  The Kingdom of Womble 10270 | Anarchy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 18,119. |  The Deceptions of The Pakled | Corporate Police State | “We are smart. Do not try to trick us. We can tell.” | |
| 18,120. |  The United Kingdom of Malineria | Capitalist Paradise | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
