The Safest in Teilhardia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Teilhardia is ranked 5,542nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Serene Republic of Relativitatis | 24,410th | 111.68 | ||
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Mysta Alie Islands | 75,722nd | 92.21 | ||
| 3. |  The Fiefdom of Medievalia | 92,444th | 85.32 | ||
| 4. |  The Emirate of Liber Aleph | 93,704th | 84.85 | ||
