The Most Primitive in Port Moresby
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Port Moresby is ranked 9,459th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Pukaskwam | 41,586th | 61.4 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Shelby Griswold | 49,652nd | 55.23 | ||
| 3. |  The District of Byza | 63,499th | 43.82 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Attache | 106,004th | -22.36 | ||
| 5. |  The State of R-A-E | 121,442nd | -35.92 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Brookfield Cross | 122,337th | -36.74 | ||
| 7. |  The State of South East | 126,644th | -39.37 | ||
| 8. | The State of Moresby City | 171,973rd | -66.33 | ||
