The Most Primitive in Philippines
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Philippines is ranked 15,886th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barangay of Daniel Fajardo | 1,589th | 204.83 | ||
| 2. |  The Violet Leprechauns of Garjohnia | 3,801st | 141.38 | ||
| 3. |  The Province of Chumphon | 7,792nd | 102.23 | ||
| 4. |  The Province of Narathiwat | 13,313th | 88.71 | ||
| 5. |  The Democratic States of Free Terry | 13,857th | 88.03 | ||
| 6. |  The Colony of Shabby Pigeon | 16,235th | 84.6 | ||
| 7. |  The City of Banda Aceh | 17,536th | 83.07 | ||
| 8. |  The Asian Empire of Yrathy | 20,924th | 79.58 | ||
| 9. |  The Promise of A Kiss | 21,548th | 78.74 | ||
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Paths Out of Dixie | 21,556th | 78.74 | ||
