The Most Primitive in Pennsylvania
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Pennsylvania is ranked 17,226th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Richland Pine | 9,497th | 96.18 | ||
| 2. |  The ChocolateLast Suppers of TLS Storage Unit | 34,644th | 67.08 | ||
| 3. |  The District of Friends Society | 39,748th | 62.85 | ||
| 4. |  The Theocracy of The GCC Wolverines | 56,683rd | 49.5 | ||
| 5. |  The State of McTavish | 57,620th | 48.48 | ||
| 6. |  The Protectorate of Obeedah | 77,157th | 31.78 | ||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Umbusowe | 88,933rd | 15.81 | ||
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Orwell-sylvania | 138,500th | -46.9 | ||
| 9. |  The District of Cidade Maravilhosa | 145,412th | -51.38 | ||
| 10. |  The SpongeChocolateEatingBowlers of Greengarden Lanes | 163,443rd | -61.48 | ||
