The Most Primitive in Guatemala
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Guatemala is ranked 17,891st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Department of El Progreso | 62,168th | 45.28 | ||
| 2. |  The Department of Zapaca | 77,546th | 31.14 | ||
| 3. |  The Department of Retalhuleu | 98,821st | -12.25 | ||
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Waitamata | 105,698th | -21.68 | ||
| 5. |  The Dominion of Drusilla | 129,498th | -41.23 | ||
| 6. |  The Department of Chimaltenango | 150,936th | -54.31 | ||
| 7. |  The Empire of Centroe | 162,261st | -60.83 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Mellata | 168,181st | -64.19 | ||
| 9. |  The State of Zona Espana | 176,191st | -68.34 | ||
| 10. |  The State of Kelly Hill | 180,814th | -71.06 | ||
