The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | Obesity Rate | |||
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31. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | 99.25 | ||
32. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | 99.24 | ||
33. | The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | 99.23 | ||
34. | The Dominion of Complete Bastards | 99.23 | ||
35. | The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | 99.23 | ||
36. | The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | 99.23 | ||
37. | The Holy Empire of RakBibiStan | 99.23 | ||
38. | The Republic of Morgul Valley | 99.23 | ||
39. | The Dictatorship of Corfad | 99.22 | ||
40. | The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC | 99.22 |