The Fattest Citizens in The Hole To Hide In
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 19,077th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 101. |  The Kingdom of Dinova | Democratic Socialists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 102. |  The Commonwealth of Sodor and Seljaryssk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom through security” | |
| 103. |  The Third Empire of Eldamar of Fiercewood | New York Times Democracy | “An illi Eldalië” | |
| 104. |  The Holy Empire of The Morning Paragon Sun | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Public rights taking downturns since 2010” | |
| 105. |  The Confederacy of Transnister | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our country, our problem” | |
| 106. |  The Abov Voytsestria of Etrius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Remain polite and remain armed” | |
| 107. |  The Empire of Veraxi | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 108. |  The Third Confederation of Dze Tribes | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ten thousand tents, a hundred thousand blades” | |
| 109. |  The Federation of Terra Reformed | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Engineer A New Tomorrow” | |
| 110. |  The Federation of Federation of Africa | Democratic Socialists | “We stand together.” |
