The Fattest Citizens in The Hole To Hide In
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 19,846th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Dainþjóð of Candain | Capitalist Paradise | “Scientific perfection” | |
2. | The Foresaken Lands of Soviestan | Father Knows Best State | “Not even God can save you” | |
3. | The Awesome Autocracy of Aquitinia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Splish Splash” | |
4. | The Dominion of The New Peoples | Free-Market Paradise | “Beyond The New” | |
5. | The Disparate Swarms of Xortec | Father Knows Best State | “Living is Optional, Work is Not” | |
6. | The Confederacy of Gartentor | Capitalist Paradise | “A Gate against the Amber Terror” | |
7. | The Incorporated States of AshTech Industries | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Face the Unknown, Build the Future” | |
8. | The Republic of Ardenarai | Corporate Police State | “For the Purest” | |
9. | The Commonwealth of Donlania and Lubans | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Slava! Slava! Slava!” | |
10. | The Lost State of Cipher | Capitalist Paradise | “Well Played” |