The Lowest Crime Rates in Lardyland
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Lardyland is ranked 7,130th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN91 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Memery of North Cromch | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stonks.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of United People of Drazzil | Father Knows Best State | “Life, Liberty, Property” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Liberal Democratic Socialists | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. | The Republic of Left-leaning college state | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Unity in diversity” | |
| 6. |  The Sashmugan of Captian Lard | Iron Fist Socialists | “Hail Spam! Hail Swedes!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Waterfallean 2 | Left-wing Utopia | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Lardyland Peronist Rebellion | Authoritarian Democracy | “JOIN THE LARPERs!” | |
| 9. | The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I eat liberations for breakfast” | |
| 10. |  The Matriarchy of Mother Knows Best State | Corporate Police State | “Ur mom.” |
