The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in United Nations UN
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -ThanksToThem- | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Sovereign Kingdom of Anthacia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unser Erfolg ist Gottes” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Azaltan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Willpower Triumphs” | |
| 4. |  The Federal States of Calcaterra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fraternitas Supra Divisione” | |
| 5. | The Toraist Republic of Chinern | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bread in peace, steel in war” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Montarek | Democratic Socialists | “God Save the King!” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of North Nebraska | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Equality before the Law” | |
| 8. | The Grand Empire of Oliandiria | Father Knows Best State | “Sålk Ulza Virecka” | |
| 9. |  The Free Federation of States of Conmerica | Anarchy | “Free We Shall Be, Now and Always” | |
| 10. | The Seven United Provinces of Tirfyng | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hoe zullen we zoveel terugbetalen?” |
