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Really? Two news in a row?!
Blimey. I gained no less than twelve banners "a minute ago".
Tuesday Trivia. The bonus milk and honey shall be mine !
Yah-haha !
(evil stepmother laughter)
Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar
Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey.
When does Trivia Showdown take place?
a) the Ides of March
b) Mittwoch
c) Tuesday
The level of difficulty for this one is high, but why not take a risk? Whisper your answer to Sal and she will check it in the Book of Answers.
Tommy’s Casino and Lounge, Number 1 Gay Parrot Flypast, Shark Harbour ND1 234
Recreational Drug Use: First: 
Pencil Sharpeners top 0.0007% (2nd in world). Second: 
The Nude Beach top 0.1%. Third: 
Friends of Dorothy top 0.2% … Middle: 
The Naked Few top 21% … Last: 
The Choir Boy bottom 0%
In 
Dancing Dragons, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorised material about Lady Laura.
In 
On dansait autrefois, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
In 
Far Niduindland, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
Second in the whole wide world. Terrific! But who is FIRST in NationStates for NUDITY - Pencil Sharpeners !!! That’s the one that counts.
Wow!Pencil Sharpeners! Congrats on a mastery of NS playing! No doubt, your focused national efforts have the admiration of many players directed at you. (One here for the drug use)
Who thought pencil sharpeners could be so sexy?
Unless--- you are in to that type of thing? Which sounds.............. uncomfortable, yet awakening
This one's easier than taking candy from a baby.
"Trivia" is the plural of trivium, a Latin word. Latin was spoken in Rome. Therefore the correct answer is a) the Ides of March .
Sal has consulted the Book of Answers and sad to say, a) is the wrong answer. The Book noted that the Ides of March fell on a Friday this year. What that has to do with anything is a puzzle.
Ahhhhh! I am actually here for trivia time and I have a minute.
Though instead of the normal, I am going to whisper this in to this cute bartender you keep referring to. No offense Sal............
......Thursday (-:
Isn’t he cute ? Sadly, barman cutie doesn’t have the key to the Book of Answers, so I’ve had to trouble Sal again. It appears that there is no “Thursday” option.
That’s a blow. Two wrong answers, but Dancing Dragons and 
Hyenas and other Animals get a free milk and honey (small one, mind) for giving it a jolly good try. Put it on my tab, barman cutie - ponerlo en mi cuenta, cariño, gracias.
Haha, yeah looks like I'm back on top for nudity again \o/
Thanks ^_^
I've been playing this game a long time now.
Pizza Delivery: First: The Choir Boy top 0.1%. Second: 
Wailing Grannies top 0.5%. Third: 
Steelfeather Rapture 2 top 8% … Middle: 
Nudonia bottom 48% … Last: 
Yannia bottom 0% (10th from bottom in world)
In 
Betazed prime, tabloids coo over Lady Lenna Devi's expected child.
In Pencil Sharpeners, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
The wreckages of bombed planes that litter 
Sunny Glade are highly popular tourist destinations.
No Thursday option? Some thing is funky about that book
I graciously accept this (mini) treat! Muchas gracias. I might have earned it with my day, oi.
Hope management knows how to work those new milk makers and honey makers I sent over (-:
If you see me naked in a corner of the bar, higher than a hyena's body count, and working vigorously to make a pile of pencil shavings, worry not; I am merely inspired
I’ve turned on all my banners. Exciting or wot !!!
Residency: First: Nudist Dreamland top 0.2%. Second: 
Test Icicle top 0.3%. Third: Friends of Dorothy top 0.3% … Middle: 
Luz Alta top 14% … Last: 
Kingdom of adorable fembois bottom 0%
In 
Carefree Island, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
In 
Indecision, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
In 
Icarianna, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
Thursday Special Officers at Tommy’s
* Cats drink free
* Milk and honey half price: ladies, lads, gays (lgbt etc), rockers
* Milk and honey full price: the rich and powerful (please self identify)
HAPPY THURSDAY
Welcome Kingdom of adorable fembois. I see that your national animal is a blåhaj, which I think is a toy shark?
* Internet check * It’s a blue stuffed shark made of polyester. That is a most inventive choice.
Hello Dreamlanders
Wasn't around yesterday...so tired today ..
Sometimes this Thursday's child feels overwhelmed.
See you at Tommy's.
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The Random Rocker looks at me hard when I walk in to the bar, mean like. Was it some thing I was wearing? No, I was nude, as usual.
They tapped their finger on the bar for more to be put in their shot glass. After it was filled, they kept tapping..... and tapping and tapping..... all while staring at me. Not knowing what the problem was, I went back to the math I was doing---
Minus one richy, plus a punk, plus a half of power...... or is that dividing one richy? The square root of pi---
The Rocker downs the drink and smashes the glass on the bar, in between them and I. Shattered glass grazes my hyena scars and I look up to see a bloodied hand with one of its equally bloody fingers pointed at me.
After they pushed through the exit doors, leaving a red handprint behind, I took the message as I should get my show promoting going. I will work on that. Such a music lover, that one...
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Math...
I like to rock, but i am comparatively rich to some in the world and I often feel powerful...... so does that mean I have to pay 3/4 price?
I will have that happy Thursday for free though, gladly. You all too!
Thursday is now a distant memory, unless you are in Vancouver or San Francisco. It is Friday but with GOOD in front of it. Please remember that good is not happy but sad.
Still, get to Tommy’s now for your secular Friday morning milk and honey, absolutely free. Rufus is in the Theatre Upstairs as always with Iron Maiden in the cellar bar rocking the foundations.
Here’s to a suitably sad Good Friday. PS Don’t forget the fireworks at Yannsborg Citadel tonight, followed by wild dancing on the dunes. Fantabulosa.
Obesity: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.02% (59th in world). Second: The Choir Boy top 0.2%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 1% … Middle: 
Southern North Ainrofilac bottom 24% … Last: Yannia bottom 0% (32nd from bottom in world)
In 
Nudesia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
In Betazed prime, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
In 
Oktotheio, ageing citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
Yannia, Pencil Sharpeners, and Nudesia
Hiiiiヽ(・∀・)ﾉ.Yeah... that's exactly how it is(๑˘︶˘๑)
Iron Maiden ? Seriously ???
Coool
🎼Hear the rime of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerizes one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea
And the music plays on, as the bride passes by
Caught by his spell and the mariner tells his tale
Driven south to the land of the snow and ice
To a place where nobody's been
Through the snow fog flies on the albatross
Hailed in God's name, hoping good luck it brings
And the ship sails on, back to the North
Through the fog and ice and the albatross follows on
The mariner kills the bird of good omen
His shipmates cry against what he's done
But when the fog clears, they justify him
And make themselves a part of the crime
Sailing on and on and north across the sea
Sailing on and on and north 'til all is calm
The albatross begins with its vengeance
A terrible curse, a thirst has begun
His shipmates blame bad luck on the mariner
About his neck the dead bird is hung
And the curse goes on and on and on at sea
And the thirst goes on and on for them and me
Day after day, day after day, we stuck, no breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink
"There", calls the mariner, "There comes a ship over the line"
"But how can she sail with no wind in her sails and no tide?"
"See, onward she comes"
"Onward she nears, out of the sun"
"See, she has no crew, she has no life"
"Wait but there's two"
Death and she, Life in Death, they throw their dice for the crew
She wins the mariner and he belongs to her now
Then, crew one by one
They drop down dead, two hundred men
She, she, Life-in-Death
She lets him live, her chosen one
One after one by the star dogged moon
Too quick for groan or sigh
Each turned his face with a ghastly pang
And cursed me with his eye
Four times 50 living men
(And I heard nor sigh nor groan)
With heavy thump, a lifeless lump
They dropped down, one by one
The curse it lives on in their eyes
The mariner he wished he'd die
Along with the sea creatures
But they lived on, so did he
And by the light of the moon
He prays for their beauty not doom
With heart he blesses them
God's creatures all of them too
Then the spell starts to break
The albatross falls from his neck
Sinks down like lead into the sea
Then down in falls comes the rain, ha, ha, ha
Hear the groans of the long dead seamen
See them stir and they start to rise
Bodies lifted by good spirits
None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes
And revenge is still sought, penance starts again
Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on
Now the curse is finally lifted
And the mariner sights his home
Spirits go from the long dead bodies
Form their own light and the mariner's left alone
And then a boat came sailing towards him
It was a joy he could not believe
The pilot's boat, his son and the hermit
Penance of life will fall onto him
And the ship it sinks like lead into the sea
And the hermit shrives the mariner of his sins
The mariner's bound to tell of his story
To tell this tale wherever he goes
To teach God's word by his own example
That we must love all things that God made
And the wedding guest's a sad and wiser man
And the tale goes on and on and on and on 🎼
Clocks go ahead for many of us tonight. We lose a precious hour. It will be dark in the morning again when I get up.
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