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Back from the dead like Lazarus himself.
Treadwellia, Margandy, Your imaginary friend, Baoshing, and 1 otherGuiness Freaks
Dear leader un placed 1st in his age group at the local cub scout derby last night. Dead leader then had the other children executed so dear leader un would be 1st overall. Sometimes heads gonna roll.
In Treadwellia, the newly popular image of Tubbius' great-sized tush is spreading throughout the TubbNet. Websites devoted to analyzing its every ripple and fold are springing up, as are ones simply showcasing the massive, flabby rump. On seeing a news article about this phenomenon on His waking, Tubbius is both disconcerted and amused. He playfully adds to the furor, though, by posting a close-up photograph of His Bulbous Belly, unclothed, in high detail.
The TubbNet accidentally suffers from immense overuse within minutes.
Mainze, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Kingdom of Napels
Dear leader hopes theres a sighting of a new tubbra soon or his stocks may need a makeover.
Mainze, Treadwellia, and Cobleck weleis
Of course there is! The latest model, red with white frilly fringe, is visible in a follow-up video that hits the TubbNet from Mrs. Tubbius shortly after the TubbNet is fixed. That footage shows Her great, exposed tummy, complete with occasional bump from the many babies She helps magically support in addition to Her own month and a half Augustus. She captions this video, "Smaller than Santa's, but good things come in a great big package!!!!"
This upload ends up downloaded many million times over, once by every mommy-to-be in Treadwellia. All these photos and videos from the week cause the men of Treadwellia to dress for now in nothing more than powder blue adult diapers, appropriately safe footwear, and the new TubBra modelled by Mrs. Tubbius. The women dress like their tubby hubbies, except they wear the pastel pink counterparts to their husbands' bottom garment.
A very confused pair of Royal Rotundities, of course, follow the lead of Their billions of fat and happy descendants.
Mainze, Canton Empire, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and 2 othersKingdom of Napels, and Cobleck weleis
Tubbius was blushing rather red this morning on discussing with Mrs. Tubbius about dressing in merely a new SanTubBra, blue adult diaper, and His comfy brown loafers. He had a city council meeting to attend in Piggy Cliff to talk about the importance of the royal presence in the town!
All went much better than His Chubbiness expected. Everyone in the auditorium was dressed alike, save different colors (and functionalities) of undergarments and different choices of shoes. His Divine Dumpiness even felt comfy enough to let His godly golden Tubbius Magic aura shine, warming and filling Piggy Cliff Concert Hall from His place on the stage with Mrs. Tubbius!
Mainze, Guiness Freaks, and Cobleck weleis
Buy buy buy!
Treadwellia and Cobleck weleis
Tubbius the Fat is happy to support another national leader.
Guiness Freaks and Cobleck weleis
All of Treadwellia, either watching Tubbius' speech or sitting present, emit collective gasps as, while descending the stage at Piggy Cliff Concert Hall, both of the Two Tubbies shine brilliantly in a body-fattening surge of Tubbius Magic! Suddenly woozy, the Rotund Royals swoon in Their steps but are safely caught and supported by the Bellies with Them (Bellies wearing purple belly sashes with their blue diapers and purple shoes, of course).
The kingdom is in nervous turmoil as Dr. Biggenbottom-Tubbius wobbles hastily to inspect his adoptive siblings. He emerges in short order, proudly announcing Their good health and, yes, new weights of 1,031 pounds and 960--for Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius, respectively. Again the collective love and worship by billions of Their descendants has magically impacted the Great, Gobby Grandparents of Treadwellia!
The doctor does, at least, ask for polite respect and silent reverence as the Chubby Clauses depart the auditorium. Their newly grown tummies and hips now overflow Their rather minimal wear.
Tubbius seems awfully busy lately.
Treadwellia, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Cobleck weleis
He probably has a lot of executive duties (each of which includes a few meals, I am sure) to catch up on now that the Christmas season is over.
Mainze, Treadwellia, Baoshing, Guiness Freaks, and 1 otherCobleck weleis
Tubbius is very big in Treadwellia.
Come to think of it, He's very big everywhere.
Mainze, Baoshing, Guiness Freaks, and Cobleck weleis
And a prolific and consistent writer on the subject.
That's what I call to really have a focus.
Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Baoshing, and Cobleck weleis
BANANAS EVERYWHERE!!
Treadwellia and Cobleck weleis
Sounds like tubbius needs more executive time on his official schedule to take care of the executive duties like the big boy president has.
Treadwellia, Baoshing, and Cobleck weleis
Bananas are banned in Hycronesia since the incident, dont say bananas near Her Majesty, please
Treadwellia, Baoshing, Guiness Freaks, and Cobleck weleis
Not to mention their radioactivity. Tho for most that is not much of in issue.
Treadwellia, Baoshing, and Cobleck weleis
Bananas!- Baoshing gets overrunned!-They are everywhere!
Alternative facts. Yes, totes.
Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, and Cobleck weleis
Welcome back! Are you rejoining the WA?
Kappan, Baoshing, Guiness Freaks, and Cobleck weleis
Depends on whether they've abolished the resolution on capital punishment or not. I can't seem find the original proposal so I'm still hesitant.
Margandy, Baoshing, Guiness Freaks, Great Burundi, and 1 otherCobleck weleis
Something with 410 or 420?-Written by 
Imperium Anglorum?-With many loopholes and illogical stuff in it?-Or maybe it was 4020?
Sadly I can't counter it on my own. I don't believe I can keep up with that law-english. I am sorry.
Guiness Freaks, Great Burundi, and Cobleck weleis
I need to look into that also.
Baoshing, Guiness Freaks, Great Burundi, and Cobleck weleis
My fav part of 2019?
No Lamb.
Aflana and Guiness Freaks
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