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94th fattest in the world! That extra chocolate bar before bed must have helped.

Canton Empire, Zazumo, and Imkiville

The copper states

Hey, how do elections work around here?

At nearly four in the morning, Tubbius the Rotund is awake. Between Baby Tubbius' needing changing and His own needing to visit the restroom, His Obesity should be ready to go back to bed.

Fat feet are ready to aid Him in waddling into the bedroom again, but then The Tummy glorbles out a request for food, leading His Porkiness to reroute to one of the nearby kitchens to fix Himself a few sandwiches and yummy, sugary Tubb Soda.

He might get back to sleep eventually.

Zazumo and Cadmeis

Prince Aedipus is facing public backlash after overstaying his programmed two-week vacations in Aigania’s virtual reality simulation servers(HIGHLY RECOMMENDED), which turned out to be a month long. He also is surprised as The Dramatical Principality now organizes its economy in a socialist manner, change signed into law by his winter deputy Santa Claus.

Cadmeis wrote:Prince Aedipus is facing public backlash after overstaying his programmed two-week vacations in Aigania’s virtual reality simulation servers(HIGHLY RECOMMENDED), which turned out to be a month long. He also is surprised as The Dramatical Principality now organizes its economy in a socialist manner, change signed into law by his winter deputy Santa Claus.

Tubbius the Fat didn't meeean to mess the economy up. He thought He was signing off on a lunch menu!

Zazumo and Cadmeis

The copper states wrote:Hey, how do elections work around here?

We don’t have elections, however, citizens can vote on the Delegate’s nominees for every position.

You can get citizenship here: https://nslazarus.com/showthread.php?tid=72

And then join our regional discord chat, which allows you to connect with a lot of the community: https://nslazarus.com/s/discord

Imkiville and Hycronesia

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Fat didn't meeean to mess the economy up. He thought He was signing off on a lunch menu!

The socialist Interior Minister just confessed that he interpreted Tubbius’ “Mmph mmph” answer as an enthusiastic yes to his revolutionary proposal.

Cadmeis wrote:The socialist Interior Minister just confessed that he interpreted Tubbius’ “Mmph mmph” answer as an enthusiastic yes to his revolutionary proposal.

Said minister might need some degree of reeducation or consequences. Perhaps allowing Tubbius to bestow a touch of the Tubbius Hunger on him, thus setting in motion a change to a happy, jolly, big-bellied lifestyle as a loyal member of the Church of Tubbius would be in order.

As a bonus, new Tubbians who do not already understand the language of mmphs and hrms that the Two Tubbies speak come to learn it quickly in studying their copies of The Folds of Tubbius, the Church's holy scriptures.

Canton Empire, Zazumo, and Cadmeis

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius just downed another chocolate bar before bed. Now to suck clean His pudgy fingers, wipe them off on a napkin or tissue, and wiggle into His lavender nightgown to go to sleep with the already snoring Mrs. Tubbius.

Granted, His Adiposity snores quite soundly, too. Sometimes, He and the Great Mother of Treadwellia even get synchronized in Their noisy nasal emissions.

I’ve heard that chocolate can help with a cough!

United german union

Chocolate is de best food in de world.

Post self-deleted by Cadmeis.

Treadwellia wrote:Said minister might need some degree of reeducation or consequences. Perhaps allowing Tubbius to bestow a touch of the Tubbius Hunger on him, thus setting in motion a change to a happy, jolly, big-bellied lifestyle as a loyal member of the Church of Tubbius would be in order.

As a bonus, new Tubbians who do not already understand the language of mmphs and hrms that the Two Tubbies speak come to learn it quickly in studying their copies of The Folds of Tubbius, the Church's holy scriptures.

Said minister is hereby demoted and appointed as special emissary to Treadwellia, to study profoundly the local culture, religion and language following Tubbius’ instructions, never to make the same mistake again.

United german union wrote:Chocolate is de best food in de world.

This is very accurate

Hey all! Friendly reminder that, if you haven't already done so, it would be awesome of you to join the World Assembly endorse our delegate, our Vice Delegate and all our security auditors to keep our region safe and stable. Doing so will also allow your own endorsements to go up to 120.

Treadwellia, Canton Empire, Cadmeis, Imkiville, and 2 othersAflana, and Hycronesia

Tubbius has to actually work for a couple of hours now. Oh, dear.

Chocolate Chip Cookie is running away with it,uphold the honor of your favorite cookie here:

page=poll/p=135814

Vote today!

Treadwellia and Your imaginary friend

Glory be to the Dragon Emperor!

How is everyone?

Your imaginary friend

Post self-deleted by Margandy.

Treadwellia wrote:94th fattest in the world! That extra chocolate bar before bed must have helped.

I wonder what issue category you are on?

Your imaginary friend

Aviskonia wrote:Glory be to the Dragon Emperor!

How is everyone?

Doing okay! Was just playing with some people on my League team so HYPE \o/

How are you doing?

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius has to actually work for a couple of hours now. Oh, dear.

Hi Tread! Long time no see! o/

Zazumo wrote:Hi Tread! Long time no see! o/

But the Tubby One is easy to see! :)

Zazumo and Margandy

Communist stephen colbert

The People's Republic of Lazarus shall stand tall for ten-thousand updates! The Glorious Chairman Milograd shields us from the machinations of airwalking oligarchs.

Cadmeis

The worst nation possible

I declare war on Lazarus.

The worst nation possible wrote:I declare war on Lazarus.

Tubbius the Gobby frowns on seeing this post and chalks up one more nation for this year's coal donations.

Cadmeis, Imkiville, Margandy, and Aflana

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