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*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs seeking shelter from the nukes of N day*
As thanks they tell you the pack of painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Iowa*
Want some meat as thanks for shelter?

Congrats on being the featured region!
Bigly! 🥳🥳🥳

Make NationStates Great Again! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Thank you for flipping RED in 2016 and 2020!

*Ding*
We have arrived at our next region: Iowa
*Passenger Doors Open*
Some history on this region: It's the featured region of Nationstates for the day! Congrats on behalf of Train Conductor JACJ!
Our next stop is: [Insert next featured region]
*Ding*
*Passenger Doors Close*

It's your Region Day! Happy Region Day! 🥳🎉🎂

(Congratulations on becoming today's featured region)

What If I Don't Like Iowa
Bill Bryson Said There Should Be A Sign In U're Capital Saying WELCOME TO DES MOINES. THIS IS WHAT DEATH IS LIKE.
Am I Still Welcome

Thank you for accepting embassies with us! Congrats again on your feature.