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Northern Ateria wrote:

Did I not tell you guys that one time I received a phone call from Donald Trump?

In a dream I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueWWNDG13Ts

Ranoria wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueWWNDG13Ts

Free’s right, this is a jam.

I received that call during a zombie outbreak.

I had another dream. Bear with me.

I was a bodyguard for Princess Diana at her wedding. I was just walking around until Prince Charles started attacking me out of nowhere; he was piloting a news chopper (I suppose he hijacked) with one hand and holding what I think was an RPG in the other hand. A battle ensued. Me with my puny pistol and an angry RPG-wielding Prince Charles. The chopper crashed to the ground, Prince Charles survived somehow. Not even a scratch on him and his fancy suit. He chased me into the church where the marriage ceremony was being held and before Charles and I got started on Round 2, Diana appeared out of thin air and just shushed us, like, "Shut up you two!". We both did.

To end it: turns out I was Diana’s bodyguard and bridegroom. So I woke up thinking: ‘Is that why Charles is trying to kill me?’

Northern Ateria wrote:

I had another dream. Bear with me.

I was a bodyguard for Princess Diana at her wedding. I was just walking around until Prince Charles started attacking me out of nowhere; he was piloting a news chopper (I suppose he hijacked) with one hand and holding what I think was an RPG in the other hand. A battle ensued. Me with my puny pistol and an angry RPG-wielding Prince Charles. The chopper crashed to the ground, Prince Charles survived somehow. Not even a scratch on him and his fancy suit. He chased me into the church where the marriage ceremony was being held and before Charles and I got started on Round 2, Diana appeared out of thin air and just shushed us, like, "Shut up you two!". We both did.

To end it: turns out I was Diana’s bodyguard and bridegroom. So I woke up thinking: ‘Is that why Charles is trying to kill me?’

Someone has a crush?

Luminesa wrote:

Someone has a crush?

I don’t know, the dream was wack.

Syrixces wrote:

why the fruck profs talk about theyselves so much

bruh teach me about homologous recombination idc about your middle school soccer days

It so you know how qualified they are to "teach" you.

Ranoria wrote:

My professor in my last class rabbled on for literally an hour about how it isn't her job to explain material we don't read in the book. So she isn't teaching anything. *Slams head into wall repeatedly*

:) my prof walked into the room, put up a powerpoint, and jumped right into a lecture about McCollough v. Maryland and Worcester v. Georgia.

Had this one science teacher back in high school, didn’t do a lot teaching about science. Just talking about his home and showed us YouTube videos...

The class failed because he was that bad of a science teacher.

Northern Ateria wrote:

Had this one science teacher back in high school, didn’t do a lot teaching about science. Just talking about his home and showed us YouTube videos...

The class failed because he was that bad of a science teacher.

Was he Filthy Frank?

Luminesa wrote:

Was he Filthy Frank?

Northern Ateria wrote:

...Sort of

Ironically enough, he didn't find the time to STOP talking about his house, then. :P

Syrixces wrote:

Any active RPs worth getting into?

I haven’t opened the forum section of this website for probably a year and a half.

Exalted is fun, Vampire the Masquerade, AND I AM STILL RUNNING MANA!!! XD

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Altayball

by The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

Nations of Altay according to the regional map on 27th January 2021.
Credit: Bithynia-crimea

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