The South Pacific Board

The Unhinged Stable Genius of Ammmericaaaa

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Gender reveal parties can’t get any worse

“Hey! I’ll fake a home invasion! Demand everyone to get on the ground and fire my gun at the 2 year old and it will shoot out pink dust to show the babies a girl!”

That sounds veryyyy..... Irresponsible...

Ammmericaaaa

The Republic of Arlandias

Zambeziland wrote:

That sounds veryyyy..... Irresponsible...

Pretty sure this is illegal.

Zambeziland

The 8023d p14y32 of Mavenu

Zambeziland wrote:

That's a bad idea...

OH SO YOURE A BRUINS FAN? IMMA NUKE YOU TOO /hj

Zambeziland

Arlandias wrote:

I'm nuking Boston. I hate you Boston

And of course the two remaining Canadian NHL teams meet each other in the second round…

Zambeziland

The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia

Arlandias wrote:

OH SO YOURE A BRUINS FAN? IMMA NUKE YOU TOO /hj

Bring it on fruit cake! Boston forever!

The North Pacific

Arlandias wrote:

I'm nuking Boston. I hate you Boston

But then America will nuke you and take all of your oil

The Tony Paporordia and Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

The Tony Paporordia wrote:

But then America will nuke you and take all of your oil

I have oil and hydropower! No one can beat me!

The Democratic Republic of Nuevina

by The Federation of Virifortis

Two Open Vacancies for Secretary of Culture [CLOSED]

Introduction
Hello fellow residents of the South Pacific!

The Ministry of Culture wants your help and creativity! If you ever thought about participating directly in a Ministry but maybe felt insecure or just didn't know where to start, you should become a Secretary of Culture!

1. Functions
A Secretary of Culture is an office responsible for helping the Minister of Culture in their diary activities, as well as on the planning of events. The main objective is to form people capable of, in the future, become a Minister, of Culture or not. I want to encourage people to engage in the politics of TSP, especially on the Cabinet.

2. Requirements
Actually, there is no real requirement besides a true and strong wish to participate, a Discord account on TSP server and be a active member. It also helps being a citizen of the region. I want, specialty, new people on the politics of TSP and creative ones. Sure, if there are no sufficient volunteers, then I will start to accept the most experienced ones.

3. Subscription
If the office interests you, send me a telegram here (with your username on Discord) or a dm on discord (my username is silvae_)! I will ask some questions and analyze everyone that submits an application.

Final Considerations
I hope you are interested and good luck to those who participate!

The Libertarian States of Sempi Archipelago

The only bad news is that I don’t have Discord.

Virifortis, 7 Trees, Sempi Archipelago, and Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

by The Federation of Virifortis

Nuevina wrote:

Two Open Vacancies for Secretary of Culture [CLOSED]

Introduction
Hello fellow residents of the South Pacific!

The Ministry of Culture wants your help and creativity! If you ever thought about participating directly in a Ministry but maybe felt insecure or just didn't know where to start, you should become a Secretary of Culture!

1. Functions
A Secretary of Culture is an office responsible for helping the Minister of Culture in their diary activities, as well as on the planning of events. The main objective is to form people capable of, in the future, become a Minister, of Culture or not. I want to encourage people to engage in the politics of TSP, especially on the Cabinet.

2. Requirements
Actually, there is no real requirement besides a true and strong wish to participate, a Discord account on TSP server and be a active member. It also helps being a citizen of the region. I want, specialty, new people on the politics of TSP and creative ones. Sure, if there are no sufficient volunteers, then I will start to accept the most experienced ones.

3. Subscription
If the office interests you, send me a telegram here (with your username on Discord) or a dm on discord (my username is silvae_)! I will ask some questions and analyze everyone that submits an application.

Final Considerations
I hope you are interested and good luck to those who participate!

The Democratic Republic of New Bulacan

The only bad news is that I don’t have Discord.

Me either, cause it's banned in the UAE. :(

Virifortis, 7 Trees, and Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

by The Democratic Republic of New Bulacan

NBBC News:

So far, with 60% of the votes in, Wally Hernandez is leading by 80 million votes. But... there is still 40% of votes still need to be recounted.

So be sure to be stay updated on who really won this election. Here is the results:

The 2040 New Bulacanian General Election

<----- 2037

2043 ----->

The 2040 New Bulacanian General Election

Date Of The Election: May 09th, 2040 (RP) or April 07th, 2024 (RL)

Background

The next New Bulacanian General Election is expected to be held on May 09th, 2040, This election will determine who will be the next President Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan, as well the composition of the Congress Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan, which will determine which party or parliamentary group will run the National Government Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan for the next 3 years.

After incumbent President Leslie Anderson has announced to not run for re-election due to her low approval ratings, the country is set to get a brand new president.

Electoral System

The President Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan is elected to a six year term in a two-round election. If no candidate receives a majority of the popular vote in the first round, then the top two candidates will advance into a runoff vote, which will be held at the end of May.

The Congress Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan is divided into two chambers, the Senate Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan and the House Of Representatives Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan.

The Senate Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan is elected to a six year term through the Single Transferrable Vote System, and in every election, only half of the 550 Senate Seats are up of election.

The House Of Representatives Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan is elected to a three year term through the New Bulacanian Model Of Mixed Member Proportional Representation System, and in every election, the whole house is up for election.

Candidates And Participating Parties

Presidential Candidates

	Presidential Candidates	Running Mate	Political Party
[][]	Wally Hernandez	Wenda Silverio	The Social Democratic Party
[][]	Lou Singson	Franklin Fitzgerald-Alvarez	The Conservative Party
[][]	Juan Ramos	Juliana Albano	The Centrist Democratic Party
[][]	Alice Moriones	Sebastian Cruz	The Liberal Democratic Party
[][]	Alexander Ponce	Chloe Mantes	The National Unity Party
[][]	Carla Hidalgo	Jack Romulo	The Progressive Party
[][]	Hugo Lucero	Jilliane Puyat	The Christian Democratic Union
[][]	Catherine Romagosa	Marie Alvarez	The Left Party
[][]	Manuel Soriano	Carlos De Vera	The Nationalist Party
[][]	Gwendolyn Zamora	Christina Amoranto	The Green Party
[][]	Vincent Sison	Leon Frasco	The Communist Party
[][]	Charles Jacinto	Camilla Montemayor	The Monarch Party
[][]	Winston Funnyman	Clement Lacson	The Funnyist Party

Participating Political Parties

	Political Party	Parliamentary Group	Popular Vote (2037)	Seats: Senate (2037)	Seats: House (2037)
[][]	The Social Democratic Party	The People's Democratic Coalition	20.00%	89	229
[][]	The Conservative Party	The Conservative National Coalition	17.75%	79	204
[][]	The Centrist Democratic Party	The Moderate Coalition	16.25%	72	186
[][]	The Liberal Democratic Party	The People's Democratic Coalition	09.50%	42	109
[][]	The National Unity Party	The National Unity Bloc	08.00%	35	91
[][]	The Progressive Party	The People's Democratic Coalition	06.25%	27	71
[][]	The Christian Democratic Union	The Conservative National Coalition	06.00%	26	68
[][]	The Left Party	The New Left Coalition	03.25%	14	37
[][]	The Nationalist Party	The Conservative National Coalition	03.25%	14	37
[][]	The Green Party	The People's Democratic Coalition	03.00%	13	34
[][]	The Communist Party	The New Left Coalition	02.75%	12	31
[][]	The Monarch Party	The Coalition Of Monarchs	02.25%	10	25
[][]	The Funnyist Party	The Funnyist Bloc	01.75%	07	20
[][]	The Independent Candidates	None	00.00%	00	00

Opinion Polls

Presidential Election: First Round

Presidential Election: Second Round

Congressional Election: Political Parties

Congressional Election: Parliamentary Groups

Results

The 2040 New Bulacanian General Election Results

Registered: 3,445,048,800 (+19.72%)

Turnout: 2,788,390,648 (82%)

The 2040 New Bulacanian Presidential Election Results: The First Round

Time: May 10th, 2040 - 12:00pm (New Malolos City Time)

99% Of Votes Counted

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The Presidential Election Results By Province And Administrative Divisions: The First Round

The Presidential Election Results: The First Round (Pie Chart)

	Presidential Candidate	Running Mate	Political Party	Popular Vote (R1)	Percentage (R1)	Result
[][]	Wally Hernandez	Wenda Silverio	Social Democratic Party	571,620,083	20.50%	Advanced To The Runoff
[][]	Lou Singson	Franklin Fitzgerald-Alvarez	Conservative Party	557,678,130	20.00%	Advanced To The Runoff
[][]	Juan Ramos	Juliana Albano	Centrist Democratic Party	383,403,714	13.75%	Eliminated
[][]	Alice Moriones	Sebastian Cruz	Liberal Democratic Party	285,810,041	10.25%	Eliminated
[][]	Alexander Ponce	Chloe Mantes	National Unity Party	230,042,228	08.25%	Eliminated
[][]	Carla Hidalgo	Jack Romulo	Progressive Party	167,303,439	06.00%	Eliminated
[][]	Catherine Romagosa	Marie Alvarez	Left Party	125,477,579	04.50%	Eliminated
[][]	Hugo Lucero	Jilliane Puyat	Christian Democratic Union	104,564,649	03.75%	Eliminated
[][]	Manuel Soriano	Carlos De Vera	Nationalist Party	97,593,673	03.50%	Eliminated
[][]	Gwendolyn Zamora	Christina Amoranto	Green Party	90,622,696	03.25%	Eliminated
[][]	Vincent Sison	Leon Frasco	Communist Party	83,651,719	02.75%	Eliminated
[][]	Charles Jacinto	Camilla Montemayor	Monarch Party	55,767,813	02.00%	Eliminated
[][]	Winston Funnyman	Clement Lacson	Funnyist Party	41,825,860	01.50%	Eliminated

Source: The New Bulacanian Commission On Elections & The People's Movement For Free Elections

The 2040 New Bulacanian Presidential Election Results: The Second Round

Time: June 05th, 2040 - 12:00pm (New Malolos City Time)

99% Of Votes Counted

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The Presidential Election Results By Province And Administrative Divisions: The Second Round

The Presidential Election Results: The Second Round (Pie Chart)

	Presidential Candidate	Running Mate	Political Party	Popular Vote (R2)	Percentage (R2)	Result
[][]	Lou Singson	Franklin Fitzgerald-Alvarez	Conservative Party	1,533,614,856	55.00%	Winner
[][]	Wally Hernandez	Wenda Silverio	Social Democratic Party	1,254,775,792	45.00%	-

Source: The New Bulacanian Commission On Elections

The Presidential Election Results By Province And Administrative Divisions: The Second Round

The Presidential Election Results: The Second Round (Pie Chart)

	Presidential Candidate	Running Mate	Political Party	Popular Vote (R2)	Percentage (R2)	Results
[][]	Wally Hernandez	Wenda Silverio	Social Democratic Party	1,422,079,230	51.00%	Winner
[][]	Lou Singson	Franklin Fitzgerald-Alvarez	Conservative Party	1,366,311,418	49.00%	-

Source: The People's Movement For Free Elections

The Presidential Election Results By Province And Administrative Divisions: The Second Round: The Recount

Time: June 30th, 2040 - 07:00am (New Malolos City Time)

99% Of Votes Counted

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The Presidential Election Results: The Second Round (Pie Chart)

	Presidential Candidate	Running Mate	Political Party	Popular Vote (R2)	Percentage (R2)	Result
[][]	Wally Hernandez	Wenda Silverio	Social Democratic Party	1,422,079,230	51.00%	Winner
[][]	Lou Singson	Franklin Fitzgerald-Alvarez	Conservative Party	1,366,311,418	49.00%	-

Source: The New Bulacanian Commission On Elections & The People's Movement For Free Elections

The President Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan

President Before The Election: Leslie Anderson, The Conservative Party

Elected President: Wally Hernandez, The Social Democratic Party

The Vice President Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan

Vice President Before The Election: John Lucio, The Conservative Party

Elected Vice President: Wenda Silverio, The Social Democratic Party

The 2040 New Bulacanian Senate Election Results

Time: May 10th, 2040 - 12:00pm (New Malolos City Time)

99% Of Votes Counted

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	Political Party	Parliamentary Group	Leader	Popular Vote	Percentage	Seats	+/-
[][]	Social Democratic Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Jose Labrador	564,649,106	20.25%	111	+22
[][]	Conservative Party	Conservative National Coalition	Miguel Hontiveros	550,707,153	19.75%	109	+30
[][]	Centrist Democratic Party	Moderate Coalition	Harry De Castro	453,113,480	16.25%	89	+12
[][]	Liberal Democratic Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Sonny Dumaual	230,042,228	08.25%	45	+03
[][]	National Unity Party	National Unity Bloc	Sarah Araneta	223,071,252	08.00%	44	+09
[][]	Christian Democratic Union	Conservative National Coalition	Edgar Castro	153,361,486	05.50%	30	+04
[][]	Progressive Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Liza Cuneta	139,419,532	05.00%	28	+01
[][]	Left Party	New Left Coalition	Kenneth Katigbak	97,593,673	03.50%	19	+05
[][]	Nationalist Party	Conservative National Coalition	Janice Fernando	90,622,696	03.25%	18	+04
[][]	Communist Party	New Left Coalition	Larry Lopez	83,651,719	03.00%	17	+05
[][]	Green Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Carlo Tayuman	62,738,790	02.25%	12	-01
[][]	Monarch Party	Coalition Of Monarchs	George Belmonte	55,767,813	02.00%	11	+01
[][]	Funnyist Party	Funnyist Bloc	Michael Ramos	48,796,836	01.75%	10	+03
[][]	Independents	None	Martin San Diego	34,854,883	01.25%	07	+07

Source: The New Bulacanian Commission On Elections & The People's Movement For Free Elections

The President Of The Senate Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan

The President Of The Senate Before The Election: Janelle Palomares, The Social Democratic Party

Elected President Of The Senate: Jose Labrador, The Social Democratic Party

The 2040 New Bulacanian House Of Representatives Election Results

Time: May 10th, 2040 - 12:00pm (New Malolos City Time)

99% Of Votes Counted

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	Political Party	Parliamentary Group	Leader	Popular Vote	Percentage	Seats	+/-
[][]	Social Democratic Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Leo Rodriguez	564,649,106	20.25%	281	+52
[][]	Conservative Party	Conservative National Coalition	Angelo Del Monte	550,707,153	19.75%	274	+70
[][]	Centrist Democratic Party	Moderate Coalition	John Inocencio	453,113,480	16.25%	225	+39
[][]	Liberal Democratic Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Eddie De Vera	230,042,228	08.25%	114	+05
[][]	National Unity Party	National Unity Bloc	Daniel Mariano	223,071,252	08.00%	111	+20
[][]	Christian Democratic Union	Conservative National Coalition	Jennifer Quezon	153,361,486	05.50%	76	+09
[][]	Progressive Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Sheena Domingo	139,419,532	05.00%	70	-01
[][]	Left Party	New Left Coalition	Lucy Cayetano	97,593,673	03.50%	49	+12
[][]	Nationalist Party	Conservative National Coalition	Martin Villar	90,622,696	03.25%	45	+07
[][]	Communist Party	New Left Coalition	Ramon Solis	83,651,719	03.00%	42	+11
[][]	Green Party	People's Democratic Coalition	Anna Padilla	62,738,790	02.25%	31	-03
[][]	Monarch Party	Coalition Of Monarchs	George Belmonte	55,767,813	02.00%	29	+04
[][]	Funnyist Party	Funnyist Bloc	Luna Gomez	48,796,836	01.75%	25	+05
[][]	Independents	None	Norberto Solano	34,854,883	01.25%	18	+18

Source: The New Bulacanian Commission On Elections & The People's Movement For Free Elections

The Prime Minister Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan

Prime Minister Before The Election: Leo Rodriguez, The Social Democratic Party

Elected Prime Minister: Leo Rodriguez, The Social Democratic Party

The Speaker Of The House Of Representatives Of The Democratic Republic Of New Bulacan

Speaker Of The House Of Representatives Before The Election: Katie Gonzaga, The Social Democratic Party

Elected Speaker Of The House Of Representatives: Katie Gonzaga, The Social Democratic Party

7 Trees and Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

Sempi Archipelago wrote:

Me either, cause it's banned in the UAE. :(

Really? United American Enchiladas has banned discord!?

Marusha wrote:

For diplomatic favour???

Marusha has no football or even any signs of it

So a $3 billion stadium will be set up and MarushaFC will be founded as a sub-section within the chaebol

Fred will be payed $12 billion per monthAhh..I get it

You want to put the military there to normalise a presence until you’re granted military access to Marusha!

You could have just said so!
Actually 30, I’m stupid and richIt’s the emperor himself to honour Fred

Sooooo yes?

TSP Olympics wrote:

Most likely in mid July.

Ok

Anatolia and rumelia soviet wrote:

It was raining for me. Though, I live in Istanbul (hell) so I am used to weather constantly changing, yesterday (friday) made me feel like burning alive, now I want to burn alive in the heat.

Yeah, I have seen Istanbul weather via zoom earth (check it out, it is pretty cool)

Zambeziland, 7 Trees, and Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

Anyone willing to modernize my military equipment?

The Democratic Republic of Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

The Democratic Republic of Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

Good morning

Zambeziland and 7 Trees

Sempi Archipelago wrote:

Me either, cause it's banned in the UAE. :(

Really? I never knew that

Kami0iane Democrats cheer for the upcoming May Elections declared by Sumon Dey. Celebrations have slowly turned into communal riots after Sumon Dey said "maybe" to the elections. Now all democrats like Rahul Gandhi, Dumont La Place, Mynoenk Sircovkich have created the All Kami0 Democratic Front(AKDF) while people like Mesultana and other leftists have created the Kami0iane Communist Party (KCP). On the streets, slogans like साथ आओ तो हालत बदलेगा (come with us then situation will change) and डुमंट की गारंटी (Dumont's guarantee)have been heard while the communists (who are mostly Bengalis) have chanted কামী ০বেশি জেগে ওঠো, রাজা কে বার করো। (Kami0ianes wake up, get rid of the king)
The hastily created election commission of Kami0 (ECK) has announced the 3 candidates; Sumon Dey , Dumont La Place(AKDF) and Mesultana(KCP)

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition wrote:

Good morning

Good morning Pgac.

by The Federation of Virifortis

Nuevina wrote:

Two Open Vacancies for Secretary of Culture [CLOSED]

Introduction
Hello fellow residents of the South Pacific!

The Ministry of Culture wants your help and creativity! If you ever thought about participating directly in a Ministry but maybe felt insecure or just didn't know where to start, you should become a Secretary of Culture!

1. Functions
A Secretary of Culture is an office responsible for helping the Minister of Culture in their diary activities, as well as on the planning of events. The main objective is to form people capable of, in the future, become a Minister, of Culture or not. I want to encourage people to engage in the politics of TSP, especially on the Cabinet.

2. Requirements
Actually, there is no real requirement besides a true and strong wish to participate, a Discord account on TSP server and be a active member. It also helps being a citizen of the region. I want, specialty, new people on the politics of TSP and creative ones. Sure, if there are no sufficient volunteers, then I will start to accept the most experienced ones.

3. Subscription
If the office interests you, send me a telegram here (with your username on Discord) or a dm on discord (my username is silvae_)! I will ask some questions and analyze everyone that submits an application.

Final Considerations
I hope you are interested and good luck to those who participate!

The Democratic Republic of Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition

The only bad news is that I don’t have Discord.

Hey, I have discord!

Zambeziland, Virifortis, and 7 Trees

Kami0 wrote:

Hey, I have discord!

Are you in TSP discord? I never see you there

The Democratic Republic of New Bulacan

Edited

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition wrote:

Are you in TSP discord? I never see you there

Nah. I am not in there

Zambeziland wrote:

That sounds veryyyy..... Irresponsible...

I'll say that hire a terrorist organisation to kidnap them and when the guy says no to the ransom, just fire pink/blue

Zambeziland and 7 Trees