The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Cory and topanga wrote:

I judged it anyway. I judged it real hard. It was pretty bad, but everything else was substantially worse.

Hey!--I resemble that remark!

Cory and topanga wrote:

Now for second place, which nobody cares about at all. Lots of pudding there, thanks:

Uh ... Thanks? What'll I do with a Second Place trophy? Maybe I can melt it for scrap plastic.

Cory and topanga wrote:

And now, for the first time (ever?) I couldn't decide (wait that's not anything new I can never decide) so there will be a tie for third place because I don't wanna pick. I had to go with the pudding but I couldn't deny the customary third place poem third place win, so I decided to do both. That is all:

Yay! Two Third Place wins for me! Thank you, best judge ever!

Koedric wrote:

*Comes back with 400 hot wings*
Ah. Well, don't mind me. I'm just going to take these to an unoccupied table. And eat some hot wings. 25 cents a pop. From a guy on the street. And don't worry, I picked up a few jugs of milk on the way back.

I ... thought he sold wings for 10 cents each?

Ah, well. Anyhoo--here's a stack of napkins for you ... and a waste basket for the bones.

Mindon wrote:

Ah, I see. You're bringing something up that tells me what you did to my aide.

Well, technically I said I hadn't seen an aide recently. I didn't say I didn't know what happened or that I wasn't part of the cause. For that matter, I haven't seen Lake of fur or Monthly flo recently either, but ... Ah, I'd better stop before I get myself in legal trouble.

Mindon wrote:

Of course! Chilli is from the south, which contains the territory frequently known as Texas. Texas is in the title of the movie franchise Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Every installment in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise always has Leatherface. Leathermaking originally was made using vegetable tanning until chrome tanning was invented in the 1800s. Around that time the penny dreadful The String of Pearls: A Domestic Romance was written, featuring Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street. Sweeny Todd was parodied in the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XX segment "There's No Business Like Moe Business". One other segment of this episode was "Don't Have a Cow, Mankind" in which Springfield was once again overwhelmed by zombies. The cause of the zombies in this segment was the Burger^2. This burger was made from cattle that have eaten other cattle in their feed, which is risky due to the possibility of developing Bovine spongiform encephalopathy or mad cow disease. Spoiler for the episode, but it is later found that the character Bart Simpson has an immunity to the burger-related zombie plague. When the Simpsons arrive at the Safe Zone the survivors worship him as "The Chosen One" and wish to cannibalize him to save them from the zombie plague. In the end Bart instead bathes in their food supply to vaccinate them, that's unrelated but just so you know. Thus, you cannibalized my aide!

And now, everyone, we're awaiting the scores on Mindon's performance from the judges. And here they are: the U.S. judge gave a 9.9, the Canadian judge 9.8, another 9.9 from Japan, and the Russian judge gave it a 5.0, saying the performance was technically flawless but the contestant is a tool of the capitalist bourgeoisie oppressors. But that's still enough to put Mindon in first place. A fine performance from Mindon, and just listen to that crowd still cheering!

Mindon wrote:

I won't tell, I'll just say he died in a marching accident or something.

Yeah, especially if a band was involved. Those marching bands are deadly. As proof I submit this factoid: Marching bands have only a tiny number of people over the age of 24 in them. Ergo, marching band members have an average lifespan of less than ten years. People trampled by marching bands have a life expectancy of just minutes.

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, technically I said I hadn't seen an aide recently. I didn't say I didn't know what happened or that I wasn't part of the cause. For that matter, I haven't seen Lake of fur or Monthly flo recently either, but ... Ah, I'd better stop before I get myself in legal trouble.

Well, I'm pretty sure they'll turn up eventually. Maybe dead, but still.

Brocklandia wrote:

And now, everyone, we're awaiting the scores on Mindon's performance from the judges. And here they are: the U.S. judge gave a 9.9, the Canadian judge 9.8, another 9.9 from Japan, and the Russian judge gave it a 5.0, saying the performance was technically flawless but the contestant is a tool of the capitalist bourgeoisie oppressors. But that's still enough to put Mindon in first place. A fine performance from Mindon, and just listen to that crowd still cheering!

I may be a bit sleep deprived I'm not really operating by normal logic. So I have no idea what I just said in the slightest. I'll take whatever reward they give me anyway!

Brocklandia wrote:

Yeah, especially if a band was involved. Those marching bands are deadly. As proof I submit this factoid: Marching bands have only a tiny number of people over the age of 24 in them. Ergo, marching band members have an average lifespan of less than ten years. People trampled by marching bands have a life expectancy of just minutes.

Yes, and the band itself is immortal due to the infinite eternal sacrifice of its members.

Brocklandia wrote:

The suspicious corner, then Ritualistems

oh hey that's me

Zany Zanes wrote:

But the real question is, would A sprite care for you?

Pours the customer a clear bubbly sweet liquid.

Guess we'll never know. Enjoy.

LOl. Thanks

Mindon wrote:

Of course! Chilli is from the south, which contains the territory frequently known as Texas. Texas is in the title of the movie franchise Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Every installment in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise always has Leatherface. Leathermaking originally was made using vegetable tanning until chrome tanning was invented in the 1800s. Around that time the penny dreadful The String of Pearls: A Domestic Romance was written, featuring Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street. Sweeny Todd was parodied in the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XX segment "There's No Business Like Moe Business". One other segment of this episode was "Don't Have a Cow, Mankind" in which Springfield was once again overwhelmed by zombies. The cause of the zombies in this segment was the Burger^2. This burger was made from cattle that have eaten other cattle in their feed, which is risky due to the possibility of developing Bovine spongiform encephalopathy or mad cow disease. Spoiler for the episode, but it is later found that the character Bart Simpson has an immunity to the burger-related zombie plague. When the Simpsons arrive at the Safe Zone the survivors worship him as "The Chosen One" and wish to cannibalize him to save them from the zombie plague. In the end Bart instead bathes in their food supply to vaccinate them, that's unrelated but just so you know. Thus, you cannibalized my aide! I won't tell, I'll just say he died in a marching accident or something.

This is a perfect summary of everything this bar stands for.

Enough is never enough, enough is never enough, of the stuff!

Mindon wrote:

A very roundabout explanation that, while still right, is based on completely ludicrous logic?

Ludicrous? No, I was going to say perfectly sound and miraculous.

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

oh hey that's me

Is ... that something you want to admit in public?

Brocklandia wrote:

Is ... that something you want to admit in public?

its just a puppet i use for experimenting with socialist and religious ideals

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

its just a puppet i use for experimenting with socialist and religious ideals

People still have those? Socialist and religious ideals, I mean, not puppets.

Wwe world wrote:

From Monday,

Congratulations to the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion Drew Mcintyre

CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!