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OFFICIAL DIKTAT OF THE VISSEGARDIAN GENERAL COUNCIL
English Translation

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June 4

FROM THE INDUSTRIALISTS

With collapse of the Voivodeship of Vissegard, high ranking industrialists have overthrown the local government in Mariagrad and have locked down the city. The leader of this coalition, Giuseppe Kovačević, has released a statement:

With the Voivodeship in peril, it is necessary that the most powerful among us protect the righteous citizens of Mariagrad until order is restored and the canneries can function without error. Until this time, my colleagues and I have assumed control over Mariagrad and the vast stretches of farmland around it. I promise that peace will be restored throughout Vissegard, and that the canneries will run on time once again!

REFORMATION AND ORDER COMMITTEE
Under the leadership of the General Council, a committee dealing with the reformation of Vissegard and the structure of Mariagrad has been founded.

The Vissegardian departments of Agriculture, Commerce, Communications, Human Resources, and Transportation have been refounded in the image of the General Council effective June 2, 2023.
The departments of Public Affairs, Workers Safety, and International Affairs have been abolished effective June 2, 2023.
The departments of Agricultural Shipping, Canning, Machinery, and Manufacturing have been founded effective June 2, 2023.

IMPORTANT NOTICES
Act 3 by the Department of Canning has been passed by the General Council on June 4, 2023. This act abolishes any government employee benefits, declares all employees of Vissegard Canning Co government employees, and forbids the resigning of government employees until allowed so by 3/4 of the General Council.

Act 1220 by the Department of Agriculture has been passed by the General Council on June 4, 2023. This act outlaws agricultural exports from the province of Vissegard until further notice.

Order 7742 has been approved by 3/4 of the General Council. This order legalizes the death penalty in the city of Mariagrad for the crimes of: Larceny, Grand Theft Auto, Treason, Bribery, Forgery, Embezzlement, Vandalism, Arson of Government Property,….
(The list continues for several pages)

Decree 22 has been announced by Head Chair Giuseppe Kovačević and plans to be signed on June 5, 2023. Decree 22 allows for the formation of government militias with the power to imprison any person suspected of treason or conspiracy.

Under Department of Canning Act 7, further reading is not recommended for government employees, please return to your work.

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF CANING

Due to the numerous complaints from civilians, countless violations of the law and repeated attacks on the social order of the Second Montealban State, the Ministry of Caning has decided to temporarily suspend the autonomous, self-governing status of the Province of Spezia and seize local power in a firm attempt to restore the peace.

For centuries the province of Spezia has been a hotbed of ethnic conflict, violent separatist rebellions and widespread hooliganism, but only now have recent transgressions forced the Ministry of Caning to intervene.

Measures
-The K'van of Spezia has agreed to dissolve the Autonomous Administration of Spezia and transfer his mandate onto the Ministry of Caning, and by extension onto the Second Montealban State.
-Local Police forces have been put under direct control of the Ministry; the law and constitutional order are now being enforced by a garrison of anti-hooligan forces from the Ministry of Caning.
-Foreigners are no longer allowed to enter the Autonomous Province from Spezia until the situation has been resolved. Exceptions apply to those who carry a special permit allowing them to enter restricted territory.

Goals
This status will not be lifted until the following has been achieved:

-Full restoration of the local peace
-Full restoration of the Corporatist constitutional order
-Complete eradication of anti-constitutional elements
-Complete eradication of Hooliganism
-Complete integration of Spezia into the Second Montealban State

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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE

HIS KERNALNESS DUKE KARTOR OF KARTORIA AND MINISTER OF MONTEALBAN AGRICULTURE IS DESTROYING ALL CROPS BARRING CORN, MAIZE, SWEET CORN, BLACK CORN. ALL WHEAT FARMERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE BULLETIN OFFICE AND FARMERS OF CURRENT CORN CROPS ARE TO INCREASE YIELD 

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As acting regent I demand an offering of cheese

Quick PSA: Please do not put any legal tender in your mouth as some mints may have taken the phrase “our currency is backed by uranium” too literally ok thanks bye

ANNOUCEMENT FROM THE PROVINCAL GOVERNMENT OF PRIPJAT

We understand that Pripjati wheat farmers are upset about the recent announcement from the Montealban Ministery of Agriculture. However, both Suetl River road bridges were stolen last week and parts have been found across Northeast Montealba jamming up corn harvesting machinery. A jersey barrier from the Pripjat-Laktosia Friendship bridge was discovered on the desk of the Montealban Minister of Agriculture this morning. We ask that our bridges do be returned in full immediately. Failure to comply will result in removal from the province to be processed by the Montealban Ministry of Caning.

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF CANING

Due to a state of lawlessness and overall HOOLIGANISM, the Ministry of Caning has decided to launch a “anti-hooliganism campaign” in the former province of Al-Duristan.

The goal of said campaign is to destroy certain disruptive elements through severe canings and other punitive measures. Furthermore, the Ministry intends to set up temporary control points, until a new administration for these parts has been found.

Since this is an internal matter, it falls entirely within the purview of the Ministry of Caning, NOT the Army.

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF CANING

The first convoys sent by the Ministry of Caning have reached hooligan-controlled Zærondsahar. Low intensity fighting ensued. Forces of the Second State prevailed, the area south of the Jutrotor River will soon submit to the constitutional order.