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Vacant rooms, vacant rooms, lets see.
Scrolls through a huge scroll that drapes down all the way to the floor.
Ah! Room 310 is available and ready! It's just to the right of room #59 on the sixth floor. Got an indoor billiards table there too.
Stops scrolling and freezes up.
Ehhhh, room 404 is also technically open. Other than if you enjoy a roller-coaster of emotions, I would not recommend it though.
Three ten sounds fine, though I'm not much for billiards. I'll just be staying the night.
Looks around for an elevator or stairwell.
And how do I get there from here?
Grand staircase right in the main corridor. Room's on the left side. Sorry, both guest elevators are out of order for now. But we can set your belongings on the luggage elevator and take them to your room.
Slides a card over the counter.
Your key. Checkout time is the 49th second of thirteen before 11.
Accepting the card the shadows attempt to ascend the staircase, but strangely every step up seems to lead down. Every step down seems to lead left. Left takes them right. Right moves forward but not up. The shadows, stuck in this labyrinth, finally concede and take a few steps up to the bottom of the stairs. They decide to try again later.
Do you have a dining area I could haunt for a bit?
We got a room service program you can opt in if you wish. Quickest way to bring food right to your room if you don't want your food stolen from the cats. The main dining room is simply to the right of here. Follow the trail of porkchops and you'll find it.
Points to the stickers on the ground.
Unlike other inns, instead of breakfast in the mornings, we got free dessert in the evening available at the dining.
Lovely! Thank you!
The shadows deform and follow the trail of porkchops to the main dining room.
*Follows, expecting scraps and handouts
How strange people are returning to the inn's dinning room? Guess I need to finally clean the kitchen.
Stares at the smoldering ruins that make up half the kitchen after the cats were allowed to cook.
Post self-deleted by Vavlarian diplomat 2.
Yay! I was upgraded to rare for season 3 cards.
Pog! The cards got zoomed in too this season, I see
Serious Cat and Almira
nice, sadly I been demoted from Epic in season 2 back to ultra-rare.
Welcome to the club! Been UR for 3 seasons: never changing at all
Serious Cat and Almira
Happy new year!
Happy New Years! Cheers to 2023!
Are people still allowed to move to this region? I’d love to send a puppet!
Serious Cat, Almira, and Duxverdale
Yes! I'll telegram you the regional password
Serious Cat and Almira
And so we leave the year of too many two's.
The shadows sigh.
Oh well.
Almira, Duxverdale, and Kamina and Simon
How was everyone's Nday? I got blown up in one strike..
Almira and Duxverdale
not sure haven't been on that much lately.
Just completed my Avadam Inn season 3 card set!
Almira, Duxverdale, and Kamina and Simon
Nice! Tcg ftw!
Serious Cat and Almira
The Forgotten Lands celebrates eight years of sharing an embassy with Avadam Inn!
Damn, 8 years! That's huge
Wowzers
The church of starry wisdom, Almira, and Kamina and Simon
I am pleased to announce, Hell has a Governor and the gates are OPEN, after nearly a decade behind a password.
Can check out our special edition of Hell's Bells here!
After over 8 and half years behind a password, Hell has finally reopened their gates. Thanks to the creation of the new frontier/governor system put into place, Hell has just appointed long time delegate and King of Hell The Stalker as governor. Freeing Hell from all prior security concerns and allowing the permanent removal of the password that had kept Hell safe for almost a decade. Special thanks to Sedgistan for pioneering this change that will allow a new life to so many historic regions.
In conjunction with momentous event, please join me in congratulating Premedite, Draconic Aiur, and Morbus as they all rise to the rank of Hell Elder. Long time residents of Hell and some of the very last to complete the trials to join Hell, it is an honor to have them join the rank eldership.
As the newly appointed governor, I’d like to take a moment to thank my fellow elders for helping us get here. I thank Cynical Alcoholics, the most senior Hell Elder since July 2003 and only other Hellion left who was once delegate of Hell and his long service to the region. I thank Donkervader, one of the first nations I recruited to join Hell upon becoming delegate almost 9 years ago. I thank Sathan, long time Hell Elder since December 2004. I thank Boolaroo long time Hell Elder since March 2004. I thank Yodoshi aka Daisy Johnson for her leadership of Underworld and devotion to the Hellion community. I thank Kyraina long time friend and Prince of Hell. I thank Altmoras as leader of the Horsemen, and all the advise and help with security he has given over the years.
I thank my former co-rulers, Freddland the Gatekeeper of Hell and Big jim p the Lord of Hell, for putting their trust in me all those years ago to lead Hell, it is my hope they some day return to see the newly freed Hell.
And a shout out to Gehenna Primus, Demonos, Mrev the Dead Goblin, and anyone I may have missed. It was a collective effort to get here, and it is because of their and all the Elders past and present dedication to Hell that reopening the gates became possible. It’s been too long, and we’re glad to be back.
We hope you've enjoyed our special edition of Hell's Bells. Nations interested in contributing to future issues should contact The Stalker for details.
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