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Excellent, I like a man who shows initiative. Would you be interested in a position in my administration?
Noodle arms and Eris Discordia
I dunno, I already have a job. Would there be much work involved and would the hours allow me to continue in with my duties here at the Inn?
Couch fort and Eris Discordia
Not much work involved at all. Just shaking a few hands, running errands and such. I'd see to it that it doesn't conflict with your other job.
Noodle arms and Eris Discordia
*Wiggles his arms*
Most people are a bit put off by my noodly arms.
Couch fort and Eris Discordia
Fair enough; we can dispense with the hand-shaking and just stick to the running of errands.
Noodle arms and Eris Discordia
In that case I accept your offer. Is there a hat that goes with the position?
Couch fort and Eris Discordia
I'm glad to have you on the team.
Of course. Isn't that the whole point?
*Pulls out an official-looking cap with gold decoration on the bill and flings it to him*
Noodle arms and Eris Discordia
*Sets the new cap smartly on his head and does a pirouette*
Wheeee!
Couch fort and Eris Discordia
*arrives with an embarrassing amount of pomp and circumstance*
*stands in the awkward silence after all of the ostriches and flag-bearers have cleared out*
Err...I know the invite said "informal," but I sometimes find it difficult to control my over-inflated ego. I hear there's cocoa and cookies?
Noodle arms and Eris Discordia
*Coughs up an ostrich feather*
Yes. And I'm sure there will be cold milk available as well. Thank you for coming.
Happy 5 year embassy-versary! Leaves a basket of chocolate bars
Serious Cat, Duxverdale, Noodle arms, and Eris Discordia
Mmm... Complimentary chocolates are always nice! Thank you!
Smiley Bob, Duxverdale, and Noodle arms
Yay! Five years!
Hello!
Read all about it!
- Party time in the Region Name Times
- OK Boomer. It's more Region Name Times
- Going Bahamas in the DFoM Weekly Times
- And a missing minister in the DFoM Weekly Times
- Independence at Heart in the Force Flyer
- Long division in The Independent
- And Green Waters run deep in The Independent
- Emergency on planet 
Eurth
- Constipation in the Rejected Times
- The Shift to the Leftist - NS Today - https://nationstates.news
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet
Look out for the new Legendary Competition
Raise the stakes with ♠♥Baccarat♦♣
Almira, Noodle arms, and Eris Discordia
Pre-emptive (4 days) thanks and congrats on five years of being a friendly region with our home, The Forgotten Lands.
Almira, Duxverdale, Noodle arms, and Eris Discordia
Hail! I am once again running for World Assembly Secretary-General!
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.I've been around for a long, long years, stole many a man's soul and faith.
As the King of Hell and beloved Devil of NationStates, I declare my bid for WA Security General!
Respect, Integrity, and completely Mad.
A new age is dawning, and I am the Morning Star.
The time has come, dear NationStates, to talk of many things! Of shoes and ships, and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.
Our Message: We Are Legion
As we enter round 2 of this election it's pretty clear Feeder Game Created Regions of NationStates think they can gang up on the rest of us to win this election. Declaring The Black Hawks raider Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls their champion.
I reach out to my fellow founderless regions, my fellow user created regions, those of you who have devoted years to their region and this game we all enjoy. Join my campaign and together can we win, only together can we show the powerhouse GCRs that the common regions matters too! We are legion, we are many, we can overcome them. Let me be your champion.
Every region that supports our campaign will be included in our dispatch, every regions that supports us will be welcome to an embassy with Hell.
Voice your support on our Forum Thread!
Just who is the King of Hell? Why, now, that's simple. The King of Hell is you, NationStates. I am your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. As your future WA Security General, it's my responsibility to preside over our great demonicracy. So, as your WA Security General, I will be the voice, the heart, and soul of NationStates. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Kingdom. One NationStates. Now... and forever!
I've played NS since late 2003, i've been around and will always be around. For I am eternal, and eternally I endure. I've seen the passages of time, the changes, and know what the future will bring us if not lead by the proper representative.
The Devil You Know
Chief Satanic Editor of Hell's Bells
Commended by the Security Council as Forever Fields
Creator and Co-leader of The Horsemen of the Apocalypse winners of the last year's N-Day event.
Co-Authored the Condemnation of The Black Hawks
Demonic Host of Hell Radio
#1 in the World for Gambling Industry
>History of Hell
>Life of the Mad King
I am the who, when you whisper who's there.
As Your Elected Leader
I will be the change we all know in our hearts we wanna see on NS. I will Condemn the wicked and provide you every vice. I stand for you, the people of NationStates, those who have devoted years to this game like I have. Hard work and Integrity is how I got where I am, and together we can accomplish so much more.
Let me work for you NationStates, vote for the Devil you know, vote The Stalker for WA Security General.
When the Devil is too busy, and Death's a bit too much.
They call on me by name you see, for my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune, to the Ladies I'm Sir Prize.
But call me by any name, Any way it's all the same...
Sympathy For The Devil
What does supporting The Stalker get you? Not only does it get you a better run NationStates, but you it gets you the support of the beloved Devil of NationStates himself. Nations and regions that endorse The Stalker for WA Security General will in turn have the gratitude and respect of The Stalker and Hell. They will be granted a favor in equal or greater proportion to their offered support. Isn't it better to have the Devil owe you one? ;)
Is it madness, my dear, which drives a man of my genius,
To strive for an impossible prize? Or is it the striving for that which is ever just out of reach,
Which prevents madness from overtaking me? I do not fear death... for I am The Stalker!!
Thunder on the mountain, and there's fires on the moon. A ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon.
Today's the day, where I'm gonna grab my trombone and blow! Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go...
Let me work for you NationStates, vote for the Devil you know, vote The Stalker for WA Security General.
I hope you guys will consider supporting me. :)
hey I'm running for WA security thing secretary
since everyone else is suppressing these kinds of posts I'll come here
I will change the voting system, kind of like the electoral college, where regions vote for the amendment and not individual nations, there is no room for corruption and regions trying to violate the democracy and leaders voting for themselves will not be tolerated.
I will stabilize power between leaders and individuals
please vote for me
been fixed. Also how is everyone doing?
Duxverdale and Noodle arms
5 days ago: 
Won Lillegoyercus relocated from Balder to Avadam Inn.
Oh my goodness, I totally missed this. Glad to have you back, Lilly!
*Dances in the lobby to the music piped in over the Inn's sound system*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2hBKwHD88
"Heaven must be missing an angel
Missing one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
(Your love is heavenly, baby)
(Heavenly to me, baby)
Your kiss, filled with tenderness
I want all I can get of your sexiness
Showers, your love comes in showers
And every hour on the hour
You let me feel your loving power
There's a rainbow over my shoulder (ooh, ooh)
When you came, my cup runneth over (ooh, ooh)
You gave me your heavenly love
And if one night you hear crying from above
It's 'cause heaven must be missing an angel
Missing one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
(Your love is heavenly, baby)
(Heavenly to me, baby)
Ooh (heaven, heaven)
Ooh (heaven, heaven)
Ooh (heaven, heaven)
(Heaven, heaven)
Ooh, I'm captured by your spell (ooh, ooh)
You're different, girl, I can tell (ooh, ooh)
When you're laying on my pillow, baby
Above your pretty head, there's a halo, that's why I know
(Heaven) must be missing an angel
(Heaven) missing one angel, child 'cause you're here with me right now, mmm, ha
(Your love is heavenly, baby)
(Heavenly to me, baby)
Ooh, my sweet little angel
(Heaven) my pretty little angel
(Heaven) I love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, baby, say right now
(Heaven)
(Heaven) ooh, heaven
(Heaven, heaven) must be missing an angel
(Heaven, heaven) missing one angel, child 'cause you're here with me right now
(Heaven, heaven) oh, my heaven
(Heaven) missing an angel
(Heaven)
(Heaven)
(Heaven)
You must have slipped away along the Milky Way
It's 'cause (your kiss) your kiss (filled with tenderness)
You came C.O.D. on a moonbeam straight to me
Just like (showers) showers (showers, showers, showers)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Your heavenly power gets stronger by the hour
(Heaven must be missing an angel)
I'm captured by your spell, oh, girl, can't you tell
(Heaven) heaven (must be missing an angel)
(Heaven, heaven) Ooh, ooh
(Heaven, heaven) Ooh, ooh
(Heaven, heaven) Ooh, ooh
(Heaven, heaven) ooh say so-so good, say so-so good, say so-so good, baby, mmm
(It's just so good, so good, so good) yeah
(It's just so good, so good, so good) I love the way you move
I love the way you groove
(It's just so good, so good, so good) ooh
(It's just so good, so good, so good) Just like heaven, oh, baby
(It's just so good, so good, so good) Heaven, yeah
(Heaven, heaven)
(Heaven, heaven) ooh, heaven
(Heaven, heaven) ooh, your love is so good
(Heaven, heaven) oh, baby, got to have your love, yeah
(Heaven, heaven) need it bad, Lord, baby, yeah
(Heaven, heaven) I got to have your love, yeah
(Heaven, heaven) ... "
Almira, Duxverdale, and Awol christian soldiers
*Attracted by the heavy beat of the disco music the squad of gaily-clad soldiers land on the front lawn, shed their jet packs and rush in to join the dancing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fuUoA
"When I wake up in the morning, love
And the sunlight hurts my eyes
And something without warning, love
Bears heavy on my mind
Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day...
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...
When the day that lies ahead of me
Seems impossible to face
When someone else instead of me
Always seems to know the way
Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day...
When the day that lies ahead of me
Seems impossible to face
When someone else instead of me
Always seems to know the way
Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day..."
Almira, Duxverdale, and Noodle arms
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