by Max Barry

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Region: the South Pacific

HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the 1st year of the War ending, we could really say The Helleness is in a state that it will take a long time. The Genocide against our people has killed 5 million people, and the wizards host a festivity when the number of millions increases. Novi Beograd, the gem of the South Pacific now looks like a junkyard to many, like sarajevo to the locals. In the other free regions, The Garda Panteri has liberated the costline and will attempt to break the siege of Novi Beograd. Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley have escaped and combated the Garda Panteri in the last see battle, in New Salonica, where the wizards got destroyed and had to give up all the western coast. However, the terrorists have escaped. In the free Helleness, an extremely high number of Bosniak, Croat, and Serb volunteers from across the globe have come to assist us. In Ooodawhay, the wizards continue to ignore the warnings and thus much of the city is in ruins. The Zorocratels, in order to survive, allied with the wizards and thus thw Hellenessian Serb military has made a major offensive, liberating hundreds of small villages, many of which still have walls for protection. Harry Potter today declared war on Froatja which he characterized "a part of Froatia". The Hellenessian military, with these help and support has made a great offensive to take wizards off Novi Beograd. Slobodan Milosevic (just the same name) President of Froatja, told us "What did the wizards? The told we belong to Froatia. Don't they know to read a map?". After heavy discussions, Ljubo Mauzer has agreed to join the political scene and be a candidate under his party, "Hellenessian Serb Renewal" which has turned the tables in the Political Scene. Djordje Kovacic in his last speech about the war said "So Potter was I wrong? Can you hold us now, wizards. It is time for justice. And you will get what you deserve. Get ready cause the 4million now, i dont know what they will be at the end, will get justice. If you think we will continue to stay silent, you are wrong. You have failed at killing us, cause you cannot really kill us! You cannot kill us, cause we are a nation of warriors, who has resisted all occupiers. We are the only nation proud to be the nation which defeated the Ottomans, the Austro-Hungarians, the National Socialists! We are SERBS!"
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

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