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EPIC CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“He who controls the sea controls everything.”
20.1b6,979t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“You should be dancing!”
20.5b10,680t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Live Long & Prosper”
8.57b2,455t
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Minoketejtakinoitotak taketettiitotak.”
28.9b8,890t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Think before you do and while doing think still”
WA
15.6b3,951t
SEASON TWO
RARE CARDS
Mother Knows Best State
“Cookie? You know you want one...”
32.4b3,907t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“To Each His Own Destiny, by Fadreiclya's Will.”
21.7b3,363t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join Camelot!”
14.3b534t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Politics is the art of the next best”
WA
7.60b521t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Liberation”
9.559 billion Eaters. Complete lack of prisons and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Poverty exists because we cannot satisfy the rich”
Class
WA
4.24b276t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“The earth will eventually reclaim you”
3.57b403t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Strange things have had a chance to settle and linger”
1.71b259t
SEASON TWO
UNCOMMON CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Have a... nice day”
WA
14.361 billion Almond-Milkieses. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“We Skipped The Light Fandango”
16.3b2,084t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I Am Green Today”
15.7b401t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“ploink ploink ploink”
21.8b1,392t
SEASON TWO
Mother Knows Best State
“Lao pung yo, nee can chi lai hun yo jing shen.”
19.9b720t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The well is swell”
17.9b163t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Our Faith is Strong”
15.1b605t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Capitalism is organized crime”
13.6b515t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Burn anything that looks suspicious”
7.19b520t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Rise Up!”
13.5b1,300t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I crucified my hate and held the world within my hands”
15.9b744t
SEASON TWO
Authoritarian Democracy
“In The Spirit we Trust”
13.6b472t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Branches they bore of that enchanted stem”
10.851 billion Lotus-eatersians. State-planned economy, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“東方求聞口授”
12.6b436t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Any deed, Any price”
9.64b1,679t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“I am a frower!”
7.137 billion Husktopians. Otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
