Trading Cards
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ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“The only reality is the unicorn farting out rainbows”
14.657 billion Nyan Unicornians. Anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“To reach the sky one must first learn to fly!”
25.558 billion Drakconians. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Dura lex sed lex”
33.096 billion Estavians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“They laugh at the law. But they don't laugh at me.”
33.671 billion The-Punisherians. Compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Lucky at lotto Unlucky at love”
11.142 billion -Hurley-ians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Misty Mountains”
8.692 billion Guardians of the Misty Mountainsians. Complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
7.574 billion Loon Lakeans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
8.582 billion TPL-1ians. Burgeoning swordfish population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Created by TheOrc | Maintained by Kissinger-Monroe”
6.638 billion Jermans. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Squa!”
WA
5.905 billion Torangians. Closed borders, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nude and Endowed”
4.592 billion Bustiumi. Deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Saman erum viğ sterk”
WA
3.432 billion Wolfhundians. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Jai Kali”
2.583 billion Sotternisians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
18.337 billion Velayrans. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“First or not”
11.653 billion Saint Thomas Marketians. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Rainbows are a promise”
23.76 billion Mox Diamondians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“RIP”
17.092 billion Jensterians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“RIP”
12.157 billion ---------------------9ians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Hit med pengarna!”
5.36 billion ludinesians. Deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
6.908 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Let not the bright sun blind the mind's eye from Truth”
WA
8.759 billion Aionians. Ban on automobiles, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Apart, we are broken, but united, we are god”
WA
8.67 billion Dark materians. National health service, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Save our beer or at least die trying!”
13.38 billion Save Anheuser Buschians. Deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Skandinava vil gevä preslar unhe os!”
7.513 billion Zantezumans. Zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“From the ashes of our enemies rise our success”
4.481 billion Khogostonians. Smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Don't tread on anyone”
3.186 billion Ankerlanders. Daily referendums, national health service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Don't tread on anyone”
3.186 billion Ankerlanders. Daily referendums, national health service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“42”
4.648 billion GrindstoneanNs. Ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and lack of airports.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Loyalty, Unity, and Determination”
WA
4.254 billion Astanians. National health service, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Commonwealth”
3.773 billion English Leeward Islandsians. Frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
