General Assembly Resolution # 1
A resolution to establish administrative parameters.
The Adopted Nations of the World Assembly,
NOTING that the United Nations has spectacularly imploded in a colossal fireball of extra-dimensional inanity;
BELIEVING that there is a vital and needed role for a global organizational body;
FURTHER NOTING that there are an awful lot of United Nations Resolutions;
FURTHER BELIEVING that the demise of the United Nations may be fashioned into a grand opportunity for nations to draw a new destiny;
1. ESTABLISHES the World Assembly as the natural successor to the United Nations, with the full transfer of all Delegate ranks and associated endorsements;
2. ARCHIVES all previously passed UN Resolutions for historical purposes, so that citizens of today may forever look back upon the masterwork of their ancestors;
3. DECLARES the pages of international law to be blank;
4. INVITES members of the World Assembly to begin work on a new volume, which may in time exceed even the grandeur of its predecessor.