The Vaults filled with BRAINS of Zombie Bank is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.295 billion Zombie Bankians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Zombie Bankian economy, worth 613 trillion BRAINS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 42,937 BRAINS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,872 per year while the poor average 1,922, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Zombie Bank's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zombie Bank's national animal is the Zombie Toad.

Zombie Bank is ranked 171,134^th in the world and 12^th in Zombieland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.