The Federalists state of Zbobistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Horten Yamacovhic with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working population of 7.779 billion Zakistanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zbobistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 171,906 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,223,459 per year while the poor average 7,982, a ratio of 153 to 1.

The military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, the children of Zbobistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zbobistan's national animal is the morbin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zbobistan is ranked 17,793^rd in the world and 15^th in KAISERREICH for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,523.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.