The Bannorn of Zamoyos is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bann Lazonar vos Sorryl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 4.031 billion Zamoyosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamoyoktion. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Zamoyosian economy, worth 147 trillion kamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 36,648 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, surveillance cameras are banned, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zamoyos's national animal is the piranha and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Zamoyos is ranked 37,369^th in the world and 1^st in Sarnor for Safest, scoring 106.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.