The Queen's State of Xaba is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 29.408 billion Xabans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Social Policy, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Xaban economy, worth 637 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 21,674 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, the government is avowedly atheist, and elections have recently been reintroduced to Xaba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xaba's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xaba is ranked 280,399^th in the world and 660^th in United States of America for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,808.85 Standard Monetary Units.