| Population | 43.423 billion |
| Capital | Wysterian Territories City |
| Leader | Leader |
| Currency | VNS |
| Animal | Beaver |
The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 43.423 billion Wysterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wysterian Territories City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.
The all-consuming Wysterian Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,256 trillion VNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 74,985 VNS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,588 per year while the poor average 18,963, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.
Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million VNS of property damage, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, Leader's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wysterian Territories's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Wysterian Territories is ranked 50,519th in the world and 44th in Wysteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 146.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations, the Top 5% for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Primitive, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens, Safest, Largest Black Market, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and Most Stationary.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, Highest Economic Output, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Most Beautiful Environments, and Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Publishing Industry, Most Stationary, and Smartest Citizens.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies, Most Advanced Public Transport, Highest Drug Use, and Most Primitive.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Wysterian Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
