Curious Laws Regarding the Empire

1 § It is illegal to jaywalk while wearing a clown mask.

2 § It is against the law to walk one's pet bee on Saturday mornings between 8.00-13.00.

3 § Anyone can shoot a catholic person with a crossbow, but only on Sundays and while both persons are located within a mosque.

4 § If an elk crashes with a car and survives, the victim (provided is a human person) has the right to sue the animal to court for endangering the traffic.

5 § The Emperor has the right to demand any citizen to give him a back rub whenever he/she wants to. If the citizen refuses to do so, he/she will be punished according to the Crime Law 235.b §, which states that he/she must cut down the mightiest tree from the nearest forest with a herring or to provide a shrubbery for the insulted monarch.