Population | 1.053 billion |
Leader | Benny Hill |
Currency | Debt Card |
Animal | Tasmanian Devil |
The Kingdom of Van Demons Land Tasmania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Benny Hill with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and enslaved workforce. The cynical population of 1.053 billion Van Demons Land Tasmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Van Demons Land Tasmanian economy, worth 114 trillion Debt Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,484 Debt Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Third world countries are rich in "I Love Van Demons Land Tasmania City" t-shirts, every week is blindness awareness week, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, and citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Van Demons Land Tasmania's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Van Demons Land Tasmania is ranked 262,935th in the world and 36th in Saint Osmund for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
- : Van Demons Land Tasmania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, third world countries are rich in "I Love Van Demons Land Tasmania City" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, it is said that a Van Demons Land Tasmanian woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
- : Van Demons Land Tasmania was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.