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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,087thMost Pacifist: 11,354th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Control is all I require.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Van Demons Land Tasmania

Population1.053 billion

LeaderBenny Hill

CurrencyDebt Card
AnimalTasmanian Devil

The Kingdom of Van Demons Land Tasmania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Benny Hill with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and enslaved workforce. The cynical population of 1.053 billion Van Demons Land Tasmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Van Demons Land Tasmanian economy, worth 114 trillion Debt Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,484 Debt Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Van Demons Land Tasmania City" t-shirts, every week is blindness awareness week, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, and citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Van Demons Land Tasmania's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Van Demons Land Tasmania is ranked 262,935th in the world and 36th in Saint Osmund for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,087thMost Pacifist: 11,354thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,216thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,753rdHighest Food Quality: 18,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,062ndMost Inclusive: 19,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,380thMost Cultured: 23,212thHealthiest Citizens: 23,991stMost Developed: 24,159thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,428thSafest: 24,648thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,419thLowest Crime Rates: 27,536th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Van Demons Land Tasmania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, third world countries are rich in "I Love Van Demons Land Tasmania City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, it is said that a Van Demons Land Tasmanian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Van Demons Land Tasmania was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Van Demons Land Tasmania, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.

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