Population | 1.854 billion |
Capital | Lsana |
Leader | High Emperor Silas |
Faith | Silans |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dove |
The Commonwealth of Lower Lsana Jes is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Emperor Silas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.854 billion Lower Lsana Jesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lsana. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Lower Lsana Jesian economy, worth 257 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,843 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Lsana Jes's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Silans.
Lower Lsana Jes is ranked 218,762nd in the world and 4,650th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lower Lsana Jes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Lower Lsana Jes endorsed The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution.
- : Lower Lsana Jes was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
- : Lower Lsana Jes was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
World Assembly
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