The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.611 billion Kamohoaliians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,360 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', high school bands practice by moonlight, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 144,149^th in the world and 3,074^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 544.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.