The Rainbow Confederacy of UFROE is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vlodymir Kasprov with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 5.347 billion UFROEians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kievnya. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UFROEian economy, worth 672 trillion Loweses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,748 Loweses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, the Kievnya Film Festival recently voted 'UFROEian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, Vlodymir Kasprov's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and few that venture into government archives are ever seen again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UFROE's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marxism.

UFROE is ranked 21,196^th in the world and 374^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.74 law-abiding acts per hour.