The State of Uaeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.003 billion Uaegians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Uaegian economy, worth 892 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,813 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,881 per year while the poor average 2,085, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon, the tenet of free speech is held dear, military funding has been stripped back, and Uaeg has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uaeg's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uaeg is ranked 190,822^nd in the world and 6^th in Lobamba for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.